justbethy

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”

angeldrake3:

justneckbeardthings:
GIRLS PROTECT OTHER GIRLS
Stay away from men who refer to women as females

phoenix-falls:

libertarian–princess:
pure post
We don’t deserve the Rock honestly

klngfili:

me at any party

koobaxion:

Developer: boss what’s our new app gonna be
Bossman: *takes enormous bong rip*
*holds it for several seconds*
Bossman: *coughing uncontrollably* dog abs

taint3ed:

elionking:
taint3ed:
Being 4’11 is so hard sometimes, for real.
Damn, this so true. I remember in 4th grade I couldn’t reach nothing

stanseb:

me watching stranger things: